PicoVibe

Me: "What are you doing?"
Her: "Who is this??"
Me: "You know who it is... You wore that nice little black dress for me, I see..."
Her: "Ummm, how the fuck do you know what I'm wearing?"
Me: "How else would I know... I can see you. Standing in your living room, looking out the window..."
Her: "Seriously... Who the fuck is this? I'm gonna call the cops..."
Me: "*Maniacal Laugh*... Don't do that... They'll never get here in time anyways. I just wanna have a little fun... Does your mom always leave at 4 'oclock?"
Her: "Where are you? I don't see anybody... Mary, is it you? You're fucking stupid..."
Me: "It isn't Mary, but I'll give you 3 guesses... You'll NEEEEEEEEVER guess who it is..."
Her: "This is stupid... I'm not even scared. It's gotta be Ramon then... Stop fucking around!"
Me: "Wrong... I'll go ahead and count that as your second guess, but make the 3rd one good! It's your last chance!.... Do you think hiding in the kitchen is really gonna help?"

At this point, I walk out onto my buddy's porch and lean over the rail...

Her: "I'm hanging up. You're fucking stupid. You need to stop watching stupid ass movies... (She's crying...)

Me: "Why don't you look across the street? What do you see?"

She looks at me and I smile and wave, blow her a kiss, and say "See? You call my house and hang up, I gotta have some fun with you!"

There's really no humor here, but I will say this... I did end up falling in love with this girl and she ended up dying in a car accident about 2 years later... Yeah, definitely no humor here... But it was fun at the time...

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